Toms View of the World

I’ve finally implemented something I’ve been meaning to do for a while, bringing back some of the random quotes on the website.

The full list of quotes is still here, however a subset of the shorter ones is now being randomly displayed up the top there (under “Tom’s View of the World”)

The full list of quotes which are currently in the rotation is:

• Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
• It’s not about the track, it’s about the thrills
• Sometimes it’s better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness
• Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet.
• Remember, gravity is not just a good idea. It’s the law.
• Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
• Change is inevitable except from vending machines.
• If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving isn’t for you.
• Diet is ‘Die’ with a T
• I Love it when a plan comes together
• I’m not single - I’m romantically challenged
• Always remember you’re unique. Just like everyone else.
• Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
• Time is an illusion, Lunchtime doubly so
• The hippo of recollection stirred in the muddy waters of the mind.
• This isn’t life in the fast lane, it’s life in the oncoming traffic.
• If at first you don’t succeed, you need a bigger hammer.
• I haven’t lost my mind, it’s backed up on disk somewhere.
• It’s been lovely, but I have to go outside and scream now.
• A friend is the one who knows all about you and still likes you.
• Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.
• Never judge a book by its movie.
• If at first you don’t succeed, call it Version 1.0
• Never use enough technology when too much is available
• I’m not anti-social, I’m just not user friendly
• Failure - When your best just isn’t good enough
• Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you.
• Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups
• Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
• Red meat isn’t bad for you. Green meat is.
• STRESSED spelt backwards is DESSERTS
• The beatings will continue until morale improves.
• Blessed are the Geeks, for they shall internet the earth.
• Jesus Saves… Buddha does incremental backups..
• Lots of planets have a North
• What if the Hokey-Kokey really is what it’s all about?
• A geek is for life, not just for computer breakdowns

Of course, this list will change from time to time as I add and remove other quotes, so keep an eye out for new ones from time to time.