Toms View of the World

Well, this is your first look at the new site template - I’m fairly happy with it - although there’s a few more tweaks to come - but I just don’t have time to do them tonight (need to sleep!)

Let me know what you think!

Here we have the 10 best things to say if your boss finds you asleep at your desk:

• “They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.”
• “This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to.”
• “Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time.”
• “I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new business strategy.”
• “I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.”
• “I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?”
• “Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to handle that big accounting problem.”
• “Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?”
• “Who put decaf in the wrong pot?!?”
• Raise your head slowly and say, “…in Jesus name, Amen.”

From Peter Sheils Journal

British comedy at its best - take a fairly normal scene of mens shoe making in the midlands, and add a cross-dressing drag queen, along with thigh length, high-heeled boots, and the result is a fun movie.